I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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