I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
It's just like the Real World with babies
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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