I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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