Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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