i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Randomize
