We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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