You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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