You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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