No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
It's never too late to be topless.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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