just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
