its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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