I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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