We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It's just like the Real World with babies
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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