Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg šš
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Heās older
Like āhas a job and pays his billsā older or āstill watches porn on DVD because he canāt figure out the Internetā older?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
