4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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