Where did you get a picture of my penis
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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