wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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