It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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