People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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