so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
send nudes
from the living room?
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