I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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