I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
he fucked my hip out of place.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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