thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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