with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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