census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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