So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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