You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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