Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
