I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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