i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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