): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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