People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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