You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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