Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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