Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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