How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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