White coat. Heels.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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