Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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