how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Shame - the story of my life.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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