We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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