i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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