who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
just found out that she named her cat after me.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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