There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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