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what?
penguin condom
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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