hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
