You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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