ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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