At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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