He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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