you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I would ride that face into the sunset
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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