She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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