Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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